There are some days when even the most diehard Internet music fan just doesn’t feel up to the task of defending her most treasured songs while simultaneously arguing against the merits of her least favorite albums. Our newest shirt to come out of our partnership with Neighborhoodies is expressly designed for those times, so you can give people perspective without typing a single word. (Although you might have to turn on your Webcam.) Wear it with sweatpants and turn up the Michael Jackson for the ultimate “leave me alone” gesture. (Proceeds from this shirt, and all the shirts we’ll be rolling out this week, will go to the Cameroon Wildlife Aid Fund, which works with endangered primates.) [Neighborhoodies / All shirts]