Nickelback Figures Out How To Get Some Strip-Club Love


The new Nickelback single, which contains something resembling an actual groove, may be one of the Canadian heshers’ best songs yet–that is, if you don’t listen to the lyrics. The song is called “Something In Your Mouth,” and if you think that’s bad, wait until you get to the lyric about some woman being paid just to touch an unidentified object. (Although the “something” that goes into the titular mouth is, in fact, a thumb.) I’m guessing that this song’s lyrics are so stomach-turning because the goal is to have them be acted out by whoever’s manning the pole at Scandals or Gold Fingers that night, but for me, Chad Kroeger singing about people having something in their mouths is only resulting in unfortunate flashbacks to his past revelations. [YouTube]

 
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  1. doublewhiskycokenoice  |   Posted on Oct 28th, 2008

    let me be the first to say…

    FINALLY! NEW NICKELBACK!

  2. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Oct 28th, 2008

    “Something In Your Mouth”

    Vomit?

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on Oct 28th, 2008

    Let me say something nice about Nickleback…I like the chicks that like Nickleback.

  4. Barry White Stripes, Office LW  |   Posted on Oct 29th, 2008

    I thought they figured it out with Rockstar!?

    Damn those Nickelback boys…they sure do know how to make music that the masses will drool over. With this and Rockstar it’s almost a guarantee you can’t go to your local “Gentlemen’s Club” without hearing them.

    /changes $20 for $1’s

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