Comments on: Soulja Boy Totally OK With The Slave Trade, Since He Was Able To Score Some Sweet Tattoos As A Result

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:43:44 +0000

@Maura Johnston:

Especially if he's rocking that ice and courting all the ladies [with all teases weeded out of course] in "F**k City!"

By: AL

AL — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:04:38 +0000

@Chris Molanphy: @Maura Johnston: LOLz to both of you.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:34:13 +0000

@Silverfuture:

NWH...in the house.

What a great flick. Too many classic lines to quote.

By: Silverfuture

Silverfuture — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:29:14 +0000

"See, back in the day when there were slaves and stuff, we was forced to work in the hot sun all day, hatless. I mean, not even a babushka."

"Word. Heads totally exposed to the sun."

"So when the slaves got back from the fields, they was too tired to revolt against they masters. So what we're sayin' now is: Yo, we got some hats now, muh-fuckas."

By: westartedthis

westartedthis — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:02:35 +0000

somebody just hit him in the mouth, already.

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:00:30 +0000

“I mean, is the guy in the $5,000 necklace going to care about slavery? COME ON!”

By: Gnosis

Gnosis — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:54:50 +0000

Wow. Between this and the Segway shit (which I had not seen), I guess I'm officially a hater now.

Christ.

By: Weezy F Baby

Weezy F Baby — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:51:23 +0000

I can’t wait for the “Shout out to the slave masters!” dance

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:22:42 +0000

Better save that money, kid.

By: Cos

Cos — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:29:36 +0000

He makes me so glad that music is not nearly as lucrative as it once was.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:28:50 +0000

Wait wait wait. He isn’t glad he’s here because he has a successful career, or lives in the ‘land of the free’, or anything, but because he has ‘ice and tattoos’? Go slave trade!

By: Chris Molanphy

Chris Molanphy — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:20:38 +0000

Why me cranky? Why, him – d’oh!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:17:34 +0000

I’m going to pretend this never happened.

By: silkyjumbo

silkyjumbo — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:07:21 +0000

*headdesk*

By: mike a

mike a — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:48:25 +0000

Now, hold on. Soulja Boy might have unearthed some evidence that the slave masters were actually concerned citizens, disgusted enough with the African slave trade to shepherd them to the United States under the guise of "working the fields." Sort of like Schindler's List.

Or maybe he has a low-double-digit IQ. You decide.