Someone just came to this site looking for “John Oates Halloween costume.” Really, guy? You mean you need to figure out exactly which frizzy black wig and big moustache to wear in order to impress your pals? Say it isn’t so! Oh, OK, fine. Here. Just don’t wear a suit, and don’t put on a stupid accent, and maybe find a faded T-shirt that doesn’t have sleeves. Or rip one you already have, I don’t know. (And in case you really need help, here’s a suggestion for your Hall.)
And I Thought I Had A Hard Time With Halloween
October 30th, 2008 // 2 Comments
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Yeah. I’ve even thought about this one. NOT HARD.
I’m actually performing as Oates tomorrow night (Caledonia Lounge with the Shut-Ups), and it couldn’t have been easier to find a tight afro wig. And now I feel like a carbon copy of every other Halloween loser.