Miley Cyrus, David Archuleta, Darius “Hootie” Rucker, and Trace Adkins will be among the musical guests at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, which takes place Nov. 27. I’m seeing this lineup as yet another squandered opportunity to promote Chinese Democracy in an innovative way, but perhaps Axl Rose is going to ride down Broadway on Santa’s parade-closing sleigh in a “see? these things do exist!” one-two punch. [Hollywood Insider]