R. Kelly Is Not Convinced By Beyoncé’s Gender-Bending Scenarios

Apparently, Beyoncé’s “If I Were A Boy” is apparently a little too radically feminist for mainstream radio audiences judging by the official remix that employs–I am not kidding–R. Kelly to stand up for the unfair sex. See, men have it hard because their ladies have bitchy, shit-talking friends who always gum up the works! Also, men pay the bills! And do a lot for their ladies! “If I were a girl / I wouldn’t play games,” Kells says. Wait a second–what if those games involve wigs and midgets? Surely you’d make an exception. [YouTube via Gabe]