R. Kelly Is Not Convinced By Beyoncé’s Gender-Bending Scenarios


Apparently, Beyoncé’s “If I Were A Boy” is apparently a little too radically feminist for mainstream radio audiences judging by the official remix that employs–I am not kidding–R. Kelly to stand up for the unfair sex. See, men have it hard because their ladies have bitchy, shit-talking friends who always gum up the works! Also, men pay the bills! And do a lot for their ladies! “If I were a girl / I wouldn’t play games,” Kells says. Wait a second–what if those games involve wigs and midgets? Surely you’d make an exception. [YouTube via Gabe]

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2 Responses to “R. Kelly Is Not Convinced By Beyoncé’s Gender-Bending Scenarios”

  1. by Anthony Miccio at 5:00 am

    But you’re not a boy, Maura. SO YOU DON’T GOT A CLUEEE!!!!

  2. by Anthony Miccio at 5:18 am

    Also, this isn’t the first time a dude has told off Beyonce in the middle of one of her ballads (maybe Jay-Z’s just being nice by talking about himself).

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