Comments on: Goth-Punk Barbie Proves That Even The Most Punk-Rock Fifth-Grade Girls Aren’t Safe From Mattel’s Oppressive Standards Of Femininity

By: Ema

Ema — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 17:38:59 +0000

This… doll… *coughHOOKERcoughTRAMPcoughTRASHcoughMATTELKILLSFEMINISMcough* reminds me of a little song by 999–
“I believe! In homicide!”…
that is all.

By: Palmer Iulo

Palmer Iulo — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 06:41:19 +0000

I had seen past articles that they have been caught doing the same thing before and of course they promised it would never happen again…. and they lie over and over. It is all propaganda

By: galactus5000

galactus5000 — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 11:31:10 +0000

You know what – shun me all you want, but I have never wanted to be Ken (or maybe another Barbie) more in my life. Goff Barbie reminds me of Lydia from the Beetlejuice cartoon.

By: Laurrel

Laurrel — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:06:36 +0000

My mom would have totally bought that for me, but my mom’s a weirdo. She seemed genuinely disappointed when I grew out of my own goth-punk-fifth-grader phase.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:50:17 +0000

I thought this was Tokio Hotel Barbie

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:51:25 +0000

“Outfit can also be used when working as Exotic Dancer Barbie in Portland to buy that new amp!”

By: joshservo

joshservo — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:41:26 +0000

Stiv Bators Ken not included.

By: Chris Molanphy

Chris Molanphy — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:22:27 +0000

@drinkypuss: Burn down...
The Hot Topic!
Burn down...
The Hot Topic
[/southpark-gothvoice]

By: RaptorAvatar

RaptorAvatar — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:36:05 +0000

This toy sends the wrong message. Little girls need to grow up knowing that being impossibly thin and above average at guitar should be good enough for any boy. This gothic hooker nonsense is for tramps and wimps who don’t care enough about looking good to treat Red Bull as complete meal.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:01:07 +0000

what, no Hot Topic tie-in? Lamezo!