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Scott Stapp! Scott Stapp! The name like music to the ears of any red-blooded American. And now, it looks like that Creed reunion is actually going to happen!
Scott Stapp: wife abuser, sex tape maker, drunken lawsuit loser, and fake-date victim. (Remember that? When a bunch of kids in Florida tricked Stapp into coming to a Denny’s in Gainesville in hopes of getting laid? Classic.) Anyway, the point is, Alter Bridge singer Myles Kennedy might be singing for something that won’t be called Led Zeppelin but will involve John Paul Jones and Jimmy Page, so “there are ’significant dollars’ on the table for a Creed trek, according to sources close to the situation,” according to Billboard—even though we’re now officially in a recession. And “following a recent USO tour performing for American servicemen oversees, Stapp is said to be in prime physical and mental condition,” which means he got a haircut maybe? Of course, this will all probably be very profitable and well-attended and that will be really depressing. Anyway, congratulations Scott, I’m sure you couldn’t be happier.
Creed Hammering Out Reunion Details [Billboard]
Somehow I just knew this would be the karmic price of an Obama victory.
You couldn’t get the Stapp/Kid Rock sex tape instead of the “Higher” video? For shame.
@Chris N.: Change we don’t need.
Maybe if we can collect enough to match the “significant dollars” we can demand they stay retired. I’ll put in $5.
well i reckon it’d be another 5 years or so before the nostalgia factor could make this reunion a real cash cow. i mean, really, what’s the guarantee that this reunion tour doesn’t fall apart exactly the same way their last tour did with ass-hat drunk and coked out? and will it included the original bass player? oh wait, i don’t even care.
Is it possible to have a miscarriage from sheer revulsion? Even reading about the Scott Stapp sex tape makes me fear for my unborn child’s life.
@Michaelangelo Matos: we try to keep this a SFL site (where “l” can stand for either “life” or “lunch”)
Safe for lixx
Really….
One word…
No.
The best thing about that video is that they couldn’t afford the special effects to do the “bullet time” parts, so they just told everybody to hold really really still.
Here’s my question(s), though- assuming a reunion tour does happen, how soon will hipsters be ironically wearing Creed reunion tour t-shirts? Or are they already wearing them? Will Creed reunion t-shirts already be passe by the time the Creed reunion tour actually occurs? Are Alterbridge reunion tour t-shirts the new Creed reunion tour t-shirts?
The only time I wanna hear the words “Creed” and “reunion” together is if Creed Bratton from The Office’s is getting back together with his old band The Grass Roots.
Funny – I grew a mullet whilst reading this!