Except, actually, the blogger/musician/fashion designer/etc. is not really using the 140-character microblogging service, according to a somewhat confused post on his blog. Yes, those 7,839 followers the “kanyewest” account accrued since were actually following the thought-bursts of someone pretending to be Kanye, perhaps as a result of a little too much Absolut. [kanYe West: Blog / Twitter]