Comments on: Katy Perry Would Like Your Eyes To Be Up Here, Not Down There

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 09:27:02 +0000

I am not going to listen to this song.

By: Adairdevil

Adairdevil — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:10:05 +0000

Okay, I could only make it a little over 2 minutes in before I had to stop listening to this truly awful song, but in that time I saw no unusual mammarial display. Does it get very lean over-ly after that point or something? I was more distracted the whole time by the combination of those stark white sheets and her copious eye make-up. The looming laundry disasters for her “character” are so much more engrossing than anything else going on in this clip.

By: revmatty

revmatty — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:42:59 +0000

It makes me very very happy when people defend their taste in music by referencing the physical attributes of the 'artist' in question. "But he's so cute" "But she's got boobs". Hmm, seems that men have pretty low standards. As far as I know, all women have boobs of some sort or another. Or at least that's been my experience.

I use that sort of thinking as a datapoint: this persons' opinion on music should not be taken seriously, stay far away from anything they recommend.

By: ObtuseIntolerant

ObtuseIntolerant — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:00:15 +0000

I was actually offended by the boobtacular appearance she made in the iTunes New Music Tuesday e-newsletter today. It was egregious boobery! It made me sad for the presumably de-flocked preacher's daughter...I think for all her bravado she must be intensely naive. That, or she has absolutely zero self-respect. But, as you said, it's the holidays, I'll be charitable and go with the former.

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:14:53 +0000

here's a version of the clip that's less, um, booby, and more nakedly pulling at the heartstrings:

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:55:38 +0000

(a) wow I really can't believe how alanis-esque those lyrics are! good call.

(b) OMG this song suck so, so much. please please PLEASE don't let this become a hit.

By: Chris Molanphy

Chris Molanphy — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:07:44 +0000

It's like a black fly in my Chardonnay.

Or two big, black flies.

By: Chris N.

Chris N. — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:02:17 +0000

B-B-BUT HER BOOBS!!

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:00:08 +0000

I made it 50 seconds until I got that stabby feeling inside.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:39:28 +0000

I find it hard to believe this is Katy Perry. Where’s the romper, Katy?