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“Jon Bon Jovi May Send Hillary’s Campaign Out In A Blaze Of Glory”
“Hillary Asks Jon Bon Jovi To Be Her Knight On A Steel Horse”
“Jon Bon Jovi To Hillary: ‘I Was Made To Be Your (Money) Man’”
“Bon Jovi Will Help Hillary ‘Runaway’ From The Campaign Trail”
“Jon And Hillary: The Tommy & Gina Of 2008 Presidential Politics?”
Surely you can come up with better ones? Bonus points if you can figure out a way to use that line about losing “more than that in my backseat” line from “Never Say Goodbye.” [AP]
things i learned while researching this post: max martin has a co-writing credit on ‘it’s my life,’ even though it’s pretty much ‘livin’ on a prayer iii.’
“Hillary Asks Jon Bon Jovi: See My $6.3 Million Faces And Rock Them All”
“In and Out of Debt”
@Maura Johnston: …and Martin ripped himself off when he cowrote “U + Ur Hand” for Pink. Roughly the same melody/chord progression.
Shows how much I dislike Mr. Jovi that I like “Hand” a lot and can’t stand “Life,” even though it came first.
“Bon Jovi to Hill: Your Debt Is Like Bad Medicine.”
Jon Bon Jovi Wants Hillary To Be Just As Close As The Holy Ghost Is (When He Lays Her Campaign Finance Debt Down On A Bed Of Roses.)
Which is sorta wordy, I guess.
Till She’s Six Feet Under, Baby, Clinton Don’t Need No Debt.
it’s harder than I thought…
“It’s Midnight with Chelsea’s Mom As Bon Jovi Rocks into the Night for Hillary”
I can’t believe I remember “Midnight in Chelsea’s” existence. I’m kind of angry about it.
Also, I marvel at “It’s My Life” for being made entirely of cliches: it’s my life, now or never, ain’t gonna live forever, life’s highway, and then a nod to Sinatra: “like Frankie said I did it my way”. I don’t expect poetry, but that is LAZY.
Holy shit, we were all trumped by Yahoo! Music:
[music.yahoo.com]
120.000 DOLLARS WORTH OF DEBT!!!??? wtf is this girl doing while studying? Living lavish? lol… when i got my J.D. 5 years back i was spending as little money as possible, and studied as much as possible… otherwise I wouldn’t have made it