Courtney Love: A Depressionista With A Plan

Courtney Love is back on the blog, and she has a few things to say about her impending menstruation-related sponsorships: “hey kids, were in a fucking DEPRESSION< NOT a recession ( didja know people stop wearing balck in depressions?) ( Fact() it all about colour gaudy garish colours and upcycleing" "Colour" like the blue dye that gets poured into pads in order to show their televisual absorbency? OK, I guess. Anyway, after a long digression about fashion and Etsy and where those ankle-cuffish things she was wearing the other day came from (dryrotted lace! uh, ick), she gets into some exciting news: She wants to bring back the mid-’90s—who among us, etc.—via a package tour that has a 50/50 male-female performer split. Is it an impossible dream?

‘now jason hadnt the right to state the Ostensible amount of sponsorships, but if you think theres some magical major label world after MCR and Coldplay are done in the world of major label dom , your dreaming, theres no money baby, its all done gone, and since we do sell sin stocks wether its White Stripes or MADM auf der mar or QOTSA or Kings of Leon ( Leon once told me i was quite “buxom” he didnt know who i was i found that charming in a wierd snake handler sort iof way)
i think we should make a really excellent festival, all of the bands that dont fit on warped and on ozzfest i think its time andwhen i think i tend to take action, dont you?
well its time to take a little action, theres enough women in this situation now to make the gender stuff equal once again so in Canada and North America itd be really really cool and the male to female musician and dj ratio would be almost even . FIRST TIME SINCE THE MID NINETIES< and that i will support and i know exactly who id wantto do business with and who has the leadership co leadership abilities to do it with me, its best to keep quiet about these things needless to say im very very excited between the two of us i am genuinly excited that we could potentially get this travelling fabulous circus into a very real tangible thing by the summer maybe even no promises it just came to me in a vision, its TIME>< so illzip it for now but i love my perfect partner, we have always had the perfect partner relationship and hopefully the sponsors who will be part of the music world from now on will see our vision, Lolapalooza never lost a dime as far as i know, it was sold the name to many people all whom argues about it, thats what haoopens when you sell your shit, i should know tho iuw as forced gto by a pacjk of lies

Given that this week has been all about the awesome female-fronted bands, I have to say that her timing couldn’t be better should she pull this off. And of course, the economy being in the crapper and the marked improvement in music is making me a bit giddy. For example, does this mean more movies like The Snapper and less mumblecore? Will Wale parlay his Mixtape About Nothing into a nu-Seinfeld on cable? Should I go get my baggy sweaters out of my parents’ basement? (Also, I don’t have to wear those lace things, do I?)

well ill bore you for a few paragraphs then i promise i WONT!! [Courtney Love's MySpace Blog]

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9 Responses to “Courtney Love: A Depressionista With A Plan”

  1. by at 5:46 am

    Could this tour/festival potentially fill the sheds?

    White Stripes
    Queens Of The Stone Age
    Courtney Love
    Feist
    She & Him

  2. by Chris N. at 5:56 am

    She needs Melissa Auf Der Mar right now.

  3. by at 6:09 am

    @Chris N.: Remember Auf Der Mar’s solo record?

  4. by Maura Johnston at 8:08 am

    she’s already deleted the post!!

  5. by mexiback at 1:14 am

    She’s always saying she’s gonna do something (”A NWE RECORDD, BIRNG ROCK BAC!, A FESTEVEL”, etc.) But it never ever ever happens. I loved her in my teens but she really has to stop talking stupid. Or not, it’s funny I guess.

  6. by LenaFM at 3:12 am

    Is it me or does she look like Britney Spears on the top banner on myspace? And yes, I don’t see the post either.

  7. by at 3:26 am

    The perfect partner she speaks of is someone planning the festival with her, right? A male counter to her female headliner status? Dave Grohl, right? They’ve always been perfect partners.

    I hope she can call it Lovefest.

  8. by Luke N Atmaguchi at 9:12 am

    Members of Aphrodite’s Child and Herman’s Hermits (and Fergie) have formed the supergroup HERMAPHRODITE’S TITS. That’s the band you want for a “50/50 male-female performer split.”

  9. by cheesebubble at 5:30 am

    Someone needs to compile all of Courtney’s ramblings and churn them out in a book. She’s off her rocker and I love it.

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