Change You Can Believe In (Unless You’re JoJo’s Mom)

Now that it’s time for George W. Bush to leave (get out of) the White House, let’s look back at the lineup for the “America’s Future Rocks” concert, which celebrated his inauguration in 2005: JoJo; Ruben Studdard; Hilary Duff; Fuel; Three Doors Down; Ryan Cabrera; and Angie Harmon, who I think was there as just a Dubya-sympathetic celebrity, and not a performer. (Too bad, because an “Abbie Carmichael’s Greatest Hits” monologue would have been fire. “I burn it, I don’t store it!”) [War Room]

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5 Responses to “Change You Can Believe In (Unless You’re JoJo’s Mom)”

  1. by cassidy2099 at 3:42 am

    Tell me that at least Obama got Haylie Duff.

  2. by Rob Murphy at 3:44 am

    Okay, that “Leave (Get Out)” joke is one of the many hundreds of smart-and-hilarious reasons why I keep clicking “refresh” here.

    Well done, Johnston. Well done.

  3. by Nicolars at 3:52 am

    I’m glad JoJo has been virtually erased from the collective memory.

  4. by Maura Johnston at 4:05 am

    @Nicolars: don’t speak too soon:

    [www.imdb.com]

  5. by Kate Richardson at 7:09 am

    @Rob Murphy: That’s an Idolator favorite:

    [idolator.com]

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