Now that it’s time for George W. Bush to leave (get out of) the White House, let’s look back at the lineup for the “America’s Future Rocks” concert, which celebrated his inauguration in 2005: JoJo; Ruben Studdard; Hilary Duff; Fuel; Three Doors Down; Ryan Cabrera; and Angie Harmon, who I think was there as just a Dubya-sympathetic celebrity, and not a performer. (Too bad, because an “Abbie Carmichael’s Greatest Hits” monologue would have been fire. “I burn it, I don’t store it!”) [War Room]
Change You Can Believe In (Unless You’re JoJo’s Mom)
January 19th, 2009 // 5 Comments
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Tell me that at least Obama got Haylie Duff.
Okay, that “Leave (Get Out)” joke is one of the many hundreds of smart-and-hilarious reasons why I keep clicking “refresh” here.
Well done, Johnston. Well done.
I’m glad JoJo has been virtually erased from the collective memory.
@Nicolars: don’t speak too soon:
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@Rob Murphy: That’s an Idolator favorite:
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