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Jennifer Lopez Officially Not All That Famous Anymore

This will be the last “change [someone] can believe in” joke I make, I promise. But c’mon, don’t you think this particular occasion deserves it? [AP]

 
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  1. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2009

    Amen.

    BHI PRESIDENT: Yes, well uh, Ms. Lopes, we regret to inform you that, uh… we’re dropping you from the label.
    JENNIFER LOPEZ: What? Oh, no, you di’n't!
    BHI AIDE 1: We wanna thank you for all your hard work and…”talent.”

    [www.imsdb.com]

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  2. OokieDookie  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2009

    In other news, Madonna to marry boyfriend.

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  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2009

    This has been rattling around in my head for ages, so I gotta ask: Is “Nimbus of Her Fame” a reference to David Shields’s story collection “Remote”?

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  4. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Jan 22nd, 2009

    @PHLP: yes. i love that book.

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