Comments on: Kanye West Is Probably Not Sending You E-Mail Right Now

By: Silverfuture

Silverfuture — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 05:59:55 +0000

Gay-til-Graduation. Ride Slow. Touch this guy (ft. Lupe). The nude workout plan. Pole digger. Drunk and hot girls and Mos Def, too. Big Brother.

Also, do you think his co-star would be a bear?

By: tigerpop

tigerpop — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:26:06 +0000

@K-Rex: Crack Music.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:01:35 +0000

@Maura Johnston: 8" and Heartbreak, Love Cockdown, Fellate Registration, RoboCock ("I didn't know you were a... Robocock!"), Groin Digger, The Porn Video That Cost $1,000,000, Jesus Whacks.
I like thinking about porn. It's cheaper than buying it.

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:26:36 +0000

@K-Rex: Well, post them here, by all means!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:23:38 +0000

I’m going to spend the rest of my days coming up with titles for Kanye West bi-porn. Thanks a lot. Seriously: thanks. I love coming up with porn titles!

By: Nicolars

Nicolars — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 04:55:02 +0000

I love melodramatic all caps Kanye.

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 04:32:34 +0000

@Rob Murphy: This conspiracy goes to the top!

Well, the former top, anyway.

By: Rob Murphy

Rob Murphy — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 04:06:31 +0000

WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY?

Mr. West, former President Bush on line one...