Aretha Franklin Is Having The Worst Week Ever

The Queen Of Soul had her star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame defaced after being called out by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals for wearing the furry parts of dead things practically all the time. After recovering from the skin grafts needed after PETA’s vicious burns (”How ’bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals?” Ooooh!), she was further insulted after someone spraypainted “Fur Hag!” on the important star that annoying tourists step on all day long. Man, if you’re gonna go to L.A. to get animal justice against fur-wearers, couldn’t you at least spraypaint Mickey Avalon? [Starpulse]

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14 Responses to “Aretha Franklin Is Having The Worst Week Ever”

  1. by Cos at 1:38 am

    If I see Mickey Avalon, I’ll break that pretty nose of his.

    Say hello to your mother for me!

  2. by LiquidHeaven at 1:40 am

    I heard he got his nose busted doin the jane fonda.

  3. by at 11:03 am

    I love animals, but PETA sucks.

  4. by brasstax at 11:03 am

    Oh PETA, those scoundrels!

  5. by at 11:15 am

    Here’s a suggestion, murder Aretha Franklin and bury her in a fur coffin

  6. by Lucas Jensen at 11:15 am

    @juiceandgin: They are nothing but sexist jerks who have now idea how to moderate a message to make it palatable. Calling eating chickens a “holocaust on your plate” is not a good way to rope in, say, Jews. With each broad stroke they offend a greater portion of the populace, including those, like, say, Kosher-adhering Jewish folks, who might actually be amenable to their message.

  7. by Halfwit at 11:15 am

    @tim_loves_cats: Jesus Christ

  8. by Lucas Jensen at 11:15 am

    @tim_loves_cats: Uh, really?

  9. by Nicolars at 11:33 am

    @Lucas Jensen: They really do seem to hate and exploit women, so I can’t take their respect for animals seriously when they don’t respect 50% of the human race.

  10. by LiquidHeaven at 12:30 pm

    Who doesn’t hate and exploit women tho, amirite?

  11. by MayhemintheHood at 12:38 pm

    I used to be indifferent to PETA, until an episode of Penn and Teller: Bullshit, from a few years back, brought up some very good arguments against them. Now I just think they’re douchebags.

  12. by MameDennis at 12:40 pm

    PETA may have a slight conflict of interest… Turns out, Sea Kittens *love* classic soul.

  13. by LiquidHeaven at 12:44 pm

    And baby seals can really get down to in da club.

  14. by LiquidHeaven at 12:44 pm

    Or something.

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