Aretha Franklin Is Having The Worst Week Ever

The Queen Of Soul had her star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame defaced after being called out by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals for wearing the furry parts of dead things practically all the time. After recovering from the skin grafts needed after PETA’s vicious burns (”How ’bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals?” Ooooh!), she was further insulted after someone spraypainted “Fur Hag!” on the important star that annoying tourists step on all day long. Man, if you’re gonna go to L.A. to get animal justice against fur-wearers, couldn’t you at least spraypaint Mickey Avalon? [Starpulse]

 
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  1. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    I love animals, but PETA sucks.

  2. brasstax  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    Oh PETA, those scoundrels!

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    Here’s a suggestion, murder Aretha Franklin and bury her in a fur coffin

  4. Lucas Jensen  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    @juiceandgin: They are nothing but sexist jerks who have now idea how to moderate a message to make it palatable. Calling eating chickens a “holocaust on your plate” is not a good way to rope in, say, Jews. With each broad stroke they offend a greater portion of the populace, including those, like, say, Kosher-adhering Jewish folks, who might actually be amenable to their message.

  5. Halfwit  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    @tim_loves_cats: Jesus Christ

  6. Lucas Jensen  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    @tim_loves_cats: Uh, really?

  7. Nicolars  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    @Lucas Jensen: They really do seem to hate and exploit women, so I can’t take their respect for animals seriously when they don’t respect 50% of the human race.

  8. LiquidHeaven  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    Who doesn’t hate and exploit women tho, amirite?

  9. MayhemintheHood  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    I used to be indifferent to PETA, until an episode of Penn and Teller: Bullshit, from a few years back, brought up some very good arguments against them. Now I just think they’re douchebags.

  10. MameDennis  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    PETA may have a slight conflict of interest… Turns out, Sea Kittens *love* classic soul.

  11. LiquidHeaven  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    And baby seals can really get down to in da club.

  12. LiquidHeaven  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    Or something.

  13. If I see Mickey Avalon, I’ll break that pretty nose of his.

    Say hello to your mother for me!

  14. LiquidHeaven  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2009

    I heard he got his nose busted doin the jane fonda.

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