From the “get the morgue and embalm the goner” department: World’s greatest hypeman and reality TV superstar Flavor Flav has just signed on to host a scary half-hour of TV called Nite Tales, which creator Deon Taylor describes as: “Tales From the Crypt meets The Twilight Zone, with Flav playing a role similar to Crypt’s Cryptkeeper.” Wait, can I start that post over again as if I was the Cryptkeeper? Ahem… World’s gravest hypeman and reality TV superscare Flavor Flav has just signed on to ghost a scary half-hour of TV… that was harder than it looks.
Anyway, we’re going to watch the living hell out of this show because nothing scares Flav. He lived in a house with girls who shit on the floor, which is way scarier than some lame haunted house. I’d take a thousand ghosts rattling their chains and being annoying over stepping on a mystery turd.
Here’s the trailer for the movie that was on BET last Halloween. Via BooooTube—shit, I’m doing it again!
[Flavor Flav's latest fright fest: 'Nite Tales'...the series! [Popwatch]
Nite Tailes Trailer [YouTube]
Could it really be any scarier than any of the seasons of Flavor of Love? New York and Sister Patterson are way more frightening than most modern horror movie maniacs.
I’m lampin’ I’m lampin’ I’m skeletal lampin’
Night Of The Living Baseheads!
911 is a ghost!
Welcome To The HorrorDome!
@cockfightbarmitzvah: Actually, Welcome To The Terrordome works just fine doesn’t it? (why oh why did I feel the need to change it?)