Comments on: Gene Simmons Will Not Let Me Rock And Roll All Night (Or Party Every Day) With Him

By: Elijah-M

Elijah-M — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:38:50 +0000

Maura is my new hero.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:15:54 +0000

Oh, Gene. Are those crazy, crazy nights catching up with you?

By: Lucas Jensen

Lucas Jensen — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:45:36 +0000

@MayhemintheHood: But who doesn't?

By: revmatty

revmatty — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:30:04 +0000

Ah, Gene. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 10:10:03 +0000

Don’t blame him for not linking to you. The hyperlink feature didn’t appear on Speak n’ Spell until version 2.0. Then again, to install it he would have had to ‘read above how’.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 10:03:33 +0000

Wait, Maura....does this mean you won't make it into his storied picture book of skanks?

the horror!

By: whatafoolbelieves

whatafoolbelieves — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:08:54 +0000

Since Gene Simmons was born in Israel, raised in New York and played in a band of hairy make-up testers from Outer Space, I became very intrigued by the reason why he decided to create a Canadian-artists-only record label.
I did extensive research on the subject and here are my findings:
The tongue that Gene had implanted into his mouth in the late 60's was from a Canadian horse.
Neigh, eh?

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:04:33 +0000

*been. Haha, as if to prove my point…

By: Maura Johnston

Maura Johnston — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:00:07 +0000

@T'Challa: As you can see, it's bee quite the day.

By: T'Challa

T'Challa — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:50:58 +0000

@Maura Johnston: In 2009, you're nobody until Gene Simmons talks shit about you on the internet.