Christian Bale: Savior Of Techno?

February 3rd, 2009 // 4 Comments


Christian Bale‘s total freak-out on the set of Terminator Salvation has inspired two composers to go all Microsoft Songsmith on his rantings and set them to music. Above is the straight-outta-the-club “Bale Out,” by the YouTube remixer who goes by the name RevoLucian; it’s a little repetitive, but hey, so was “James Brown Is Dead.” An alternate take on Bale’s breakdown, by the Los Angeles spaz-pop outfit the Mae Shi and entitled “R U Professional,” is after the jump.



I think I prefer “Bale Out,” if only because I can see someone making an American Psycho tribute video with it very, very easily.

Bale Out [YouTube via Vulture]
R U Professional [YouTube via Pitchfork]
[HT: moomintroll]


  1. revmatty

    In other news: Songsmith is still the opposite of music.

  2. Audif Jackson Winters III

    Someone do a Bale/O’Reilly mashup? “Are you a fucking professional? .. We’ll do it live, fuck it!”

  3. Dick Laurent is dead.

    I see this being played at a local ‘goth’ night by the end of the month, probably between Combichrist and the Ghostbusters/NIN mashup.

  4. moomintroll

    @Audif Jackson Winters III: Ha! I was thinking the same thing. “Are you a fucking professional?” is the new “We’ll do it live, fuck it!”

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