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The Electric Six’s “Jimmy Carter” is, as far as I’m concerned, the single best song ever written about the American presidency. (Well, the American presidency and boy bands.) But there are a lot of excellent runners-up!
What do we really know about our first president? Well…
He was very tall and he had sex with bears.
He also had sex with Kristen Schaal.
He invented the lottery.
He wore wooden pants.
And don’t fuck with him when he’s got a rocket launcher.
How about Lincoln?
He was kind of a racist.
He was not smart enough to use a dummy.
He’s a handful if he mutates.
He hates giant scorpions but is excited for more M.I.A. baby news.
And he was at opening night for Notorious.
In other news, the Internet is no longer funny.
The Electric Six – Jimmy Carter [YouTube]
George Washington [YouTube]
Sleepwalking Project: George Washington [YouTube]
The Red Bandanas: George Washington [YouTube]
George Washington Wore Wooden Pants [YouTube]
George Washington Rampaging Through Megaton [YouTube]
Uhura Dissed By Abe Lincoln [YouTube]
If I Were Abe Lincoln [YouTube]
Mutant Abe Lincoln [YouTube]
Fallout 3 [YouTube]
Abe Lincoln – Big Poppa [YouTube]
Presidents’ Day [YouTube]
Electric Six knows about all the presidents, and Lincoln was weird.
I’m pretty sure the following statement is literally always true:
Electric Six’s [Song Title] is, as far as I’m concerned, the single best song ever written about [Whatever (Song Title) Is About].
Don’t forget Mindless Self Indulgence’s tribute to our 33rd president (and also to RoboCop):
Jimmy Carter? He’s history’s greatest monster!