Because being a dot-com entrepreneur/Cash4Gold shillman doesn’t pay the bills: “A&E Network today announced a new original series, Hammertime, following the life of rapper and dancer MC Hammer, his wife of more than 23 years and their family of seven.” The press release doesn’t mention if the show has an animated component, which is a shame, because watching Hammer and Hammerman recap the hip-pop star’s life and times would at least be worth tuning in for once. [A & E]