From the department of torch-passings that, were this a just world, would result in the recipient bursting into flames: “Such was the case at Perry Farrell’s 50th birthday party Saturday night in Las Vegas, where hornball rapper Mickey Avalon kicked off the festivities with a phalanx of go-go girls in glittery lingerie and naughty sex raps that sounded as if they were plucked from some teenage boy’s over-active imagination after too much late-night Cinemax.” Although given that former Sugar Ray frontman Mark McGrath was also on the bill, maybe we could just chalk this whole thing up to “LA being a really weird place.” [Spin]