• Faith Hill gets done up like Brigitte Bardot for Redbook, paving the way for a Hill-Tim McGraw cover of “Je T’Aime… Moi Non Plus” [Jezebel]
• Billy Joel ruins an expensive Steinway by scribbling all over it, “donates” it to charity [AP]
• Richie Havens to play Woodstock memorial show in Bethel, N.Y. [Reuters]
• Justin Timberlake to host SNL on May 9, with Ciara as musical guest; Green Day to play season finale, spark “why did Green Day sound so shitty” complaints from Internet peanut gallery on May 16 [The Futon Critic]
• Prince to bring “Crimson And Clover” to Ellen tomorrow [ONTD]