Idolator

OK, I’m posting this clip of Denise Richards leading Wrigley Field’s seventh-inning stretch on Friday in part so I can recycle The Soup’s “colon” bit. (You work with what you can, right?) But also, I’m wondering: What’s the lowest level of fame one needs in order to get a shot at taking Harry Caray’s spot in the Wrigley batting order? An E! show? Elimination from the first episode of a Top Chef season? Just seeming drunk and “available”? You tell me. [YouTube]