Oh Hey That Was Fast

taylor“Interscope Records has just signed 15 year-old singer-songwriter Taylor Momsen, who stars as ‘Little J’ on The CW’s popular television series Gossip Girl.” Gosh, just 36 hours after her band played its first show? I guess things really are different when you’re on TV, no matter how lousy your show’s ratings might be. (Wonder if the thinking here involved someone saying “At least she’ll outsell Girlicious?”) [Universal Music Group]

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5 Responses to “Oh Hey That Was Fast”

  1. by that1popgem at 3:06 pm

    Seriously, somebody needs to read this.

  2. by whoneedslight at 3:25 pm

    This really just makes me want to drink a lot and feel sorry for myself.

  3. by sicksteanein at 3:42 pm

    Ok, we need to make this exhibit A in our longstanding Idolator discussion on the limits of autotuning.

  4. by Vulture.Protein at 5:35 pm

    Interscope stopped being relevant 5 years ago (maybe more?)

    This is sad.

  5. by thesemodernsocks at 5:46 pm

    “15 year old singer song writer” is not a real phrase.

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