This morning, Kylie Minogue stopped by the fourth hour of Today to plug her first U.S. tour, even though most of its shows sold way out during their presales; it’s always nice to hear “Two Hearts” on a major American network. (She also called her upcoming tour “dinky,” although I suspect that was because of its reduced run and not the prices.) Odder still was that the producers decided to celebrate her first trip to the States they played her off with… Neil Diamond? Oh, Today, every time I try to watch you I realize that you are just so damn weird. [YouTube]