A few hours after Eminem’s Relapse leaked, Nick Cannon got wind of the record, and downloaded it… only to find that he was actually one of Marshall Mathers’ targets, thanks to his being married to former target of Em’s affections Mariah Carey. In response, Cannon fired off about 1,400 words on his blog saying that the song “Bagpipes From Baghdad” irrevocably proved that Eminem was a) jealous; b) racist (because Carey is “the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama”); and c) saddled with a haircut that made him look like a cross between McLovin, a Nazi, and Liza Minnelli. Who-o-oa!
The post ended with Cannon claiming that he was going to make it his life’s work to destroy Eminem:
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!
As you might expect, the combination of racial politics, Eminem lashing-out, and haircut dissery turned Cannon’s blog into something of a popular destination for Mariah stans and Eminem, er, Stans, who faced off in the comments section with bon mots like “Nick, you are a bigger man than Feminem!,” “CANNON IM GONNA SHOOT YOUR HEAD,” and “Cannon’s mom is dead tonight.” (Also, someone claiming to be Kanye West chimed in, saying “eminem should start beef with real mcs..like nas, common, JAY Z & MYSELF…they would wipe the floor with his bony white ass.”) Eminem has yet to respond, although he probably won’t have to!
Because, sigh, Cannon deleted the post, replacing it it with a Mother’s Day greeting and violating Rule No. 1 Of The Internet, which is: Deleting Things Only Makes It Worse, Even When Your Server’s Freaking Out Under The Pressure. (When you screw up, it’s better to acknowledge and move on, perhaps with a bit of self-deprecation.) Sure, the post’ll live on in Google Cache, but his backing down now is as good as him putting an image file called whiteflag.jpg on his blog and leaving the Internet for good, or at least taking a long vacation away from his probably very understandably steamed wife. Although really, he should have posted the Blingee he affixed to his post instead of getting into the convoluted explanations:
Maybe a line or two about how Marshall was stuck in 2001 and would be for the foreseeable future, but that’s it.
HOW CUTE… [Nick Cannon's Blog via Google Cache]
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FUCKING TO RIGHT FUCKNG FAG HE A CUM SWALLOWER ILL FUCK THE WANNABE NIGGER UP
ILL FUCKING SLAUGHTER HIM IN COLD BLOOD FUCKER WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS HE CLAIMS TO BE TOUGH BUT NEVER GETS BEEF WITH REAL RAPPERS FIGHT x MAN FIGHT FUCKING XZIBIT NAZ FIGHT THE GAME
DM FUCKING X NOT MOBY KRIS KERPATRICK FROM NSNYC HE SPENT YEARS DISSING VINILLA ICE ICE STEPPED UP TO HIM AT A MUSIC BENNIFET AND SAID I’M NOT THAT GEEKY STRAWNY WHIT BOY U REMEMBER SO FUCKING SWING EM SAID SORRY FOR THE COMMENTS ITS HISTORY I DONT WANT THE BEEF WITH US TO CONTINUE ITS ON UTUBE SUM 1 FILMED IT ON FILM EM SHIT HIM SELF HE DIDN’T REALIZE ICE HAD PACKED ON ABOUT 40 KILOS OF MUSCLE MASS
you three seriously need to relax. borrow some of eminem’s valium…
eh i like nick, i think he’s funny but he shouldnt have did that….i mean how tough can you be in a blog. plus he is an executive at nickelodeon for christs sake. kinda bad for the stations image. if he didnt take it down himself the station would have made him anyway. eminem attacks lots of celebrities and says a lot of crazy shit but why take it to heart? its a song. JUST WORDS…they dont really hurt anyone. the people dumb enough to get worked up by those words are the ones that usually end up hurting people.
the three of u are idiots and shouldnt reproduce
Ah okay lets start with M.C DEATH, you say he is acting tuff and look at you blogging about his life lol, why is he here in the first place? he fucked that guys women.. if he fucked ur girlfriend i bet you wouldnt do shit. you know why cuz cuz ur not shit to anyone in the world , only to your friends and family.
DJ INSANE, right off the bat you call him a fag, yet this is all about him fucking a girl.. sounds like you got it right. and the worst thing you could come up with is an insult about “cum” ha and ull fuck him up? now that sounds gay plus ur on a blog saying that. i bet you would never stand up to him. cuz ur big talker
stAB at, well looks like your really typeing some mean shit lol i hope your keyboard is okay after that. lol oh and you call him a wanna be rapper WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU. tell him to fly down to la you know what he has the money you dont. and then youll stab him.. .what a tuff mother fucker you are. i would hate to fly my ass down to la
fuck eminem all he does is run his mouth about other celebs he dosnt even knoe when to stop all that shit is middle skewl grow the fuck up already you fuckin dumb shit you cant even rap……. ITS ALL BOUT MARIAH CAREY AN NICK CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK EMINEM
your dumb bitch eminem never starts beefs everyone attacks him because they know hes good and eminem is just an amazing rapper and destroys all of them in his songs he bitch listen to warning by eminem go back you the corner you dirty hoe
good one nick cannon u really got him… sweet blog. ur so tough u had 2 attack him through a blog.
kiss yo momma with that mouth?
your just mad cause mariah jumped on his cock.
wow. that was really funny. like not sarcastisly at all. where do you come up with this stuff. i mean wow. how original. you must really have a life. i mean that probably took awhile for you to write. you got him. ouch
Fuck all you Haters your just mad that a white boy got more talent than you
An the reason they dont wanna step to EM is cus there all scared they”ll get
embarrased cus he'll roast all you pussy ass bitches I Grew up in the ghetto
an it sickens me that we still judge ppl by the color of there skin
You 3 are fucktards, eminem slaughters all those fake ass cats. and FUCK THA SOUTH!! YOU FUCKIN COUNTRY ASS BITCHS AINT GOT SHIT ON DETROIT WANNA BE NIGGAS!!!!!!! CHECK THA CRIME RATE BITCHS!!! WE DO SHIT FOR REAL!!!! DONT JUST TALK ABOUT IT BITCH BE ABOUT IT!!!!! AND NICK CANNONS A FAGET ASS LIL BITCH WHO CANT DO SHIT, ILL BE NICKS ASS LIKE HE WAS MY LIL BRO OR SOME SHIT..
Thank you all these fags on her dont get it
If this in reply to A.D., which must stand for Absolutely Dumb, the argument is between Eminem and Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey. Not about the South and Detroit. But if you wanna talk on that, cool. It’s nice to know that you know the crime rates. But how many of those crimes did you commit? Be honest. Anyways, Eminem dissed Nick’s wife because he felt like it, and if he’s got a problem with it, he can try to do something about it. Stop typing and call Eminem out in person like a man. Truth is, Em’s a better rapper, no doubt. But if it ain’t about rap, call him out and settle it with your fist. Simple as that. The rest of y’all stay out of their business. Damn. By the way, A.D., if you got a problem with what I said, holla at me. Not through a blog, but in person. I’ll be glad to see how bad you are then. That’s if you are bad at all…
OMQ yall are haters on eminem, dont get mad cuz mariah dat fucken hoe slept wid eminem and she wants to lie about it now?hell no eminem is beast and he can rap out all yall shut yall fucken mouth hes beast and nick cannon is sexy but he needs to back up cuz eminem can take his fucken ass i swear yall haten eminem is not a fag bitches dont talk to him like dat? who yall gunna talk shit about someone you dont know? say it to his face how bout dat yall just trin to be cool i love eminem and its not his fault mariah slept with him and wanted to lie about it UGHHHH
eminem is one the the greatest rappers of all time with a style that noone can come near so alll of u hatin on him shut the fuck up an grow sum fuckin balls
bagpipes from baghdad RULES! nick cannon stop sucking your mother, its not our problem you still getting breast fed by your momz! without eminem where would rap be? and for acusing eminem for being rasist? his grown up around black people and rap with black people “FUCCCCKKKKKKKKK HIS A FUCKIN RASIST CUNT SHIT SHOOT EMINEM” haha u stupid fuckin fag nah the only rasist lil bitch around here is cannon!!
learn to spell fag!
wow u dont know anything do you em is amonst the greatest emcees of all time nas, rakim, 2pac, ice cube, big daddy kane, biggie, method man, nearly all hip hop magazines place him in their top 5 or 6 he was even named greatest rapper alive by vibe the man has talent with words
hell no fuck cannon. eminem has had a hard enough time. wat with that stupid fuckin ja rule dissin his daughter and shit. if i was eminem id be takin that bitchass cannon out, which wouldnt be that hard cannons a pussy
Yea fuck lil nick cannon eminem don't gotta do shit to you kuz ill come over there and knock ur lil pussy ass out okay bastard talk sum more shit kuz u alil PUSSY ASS BITCH you beefin with a king bitch u lil white boy hating faggot IM WHITE AND im coming for ur faggot ass okay stupid bitch?
nick ok but em the shit u got to respect that
You dumb fuck…FUCK NICK CANNOn Pice of shit wack ass wana be rapper takes everything up the ass just like he likes it..u all dissing eminem can go fuk urselfs!..yall dont know what reall music really is take the dicks out of ur hears and listen how a real rapper is!!!…Fuck NICK ya heard?!?!?!!!
Great publicity! You two feed each other lines and laugh all the way to the bank!
not really thoughh.. eminem <3
Your so dumb, everyone out there that is threating Eminem none of you can spell and all you do is bitch about music that dosent involve or effect you.
U don’t no wut ur talkin bout cannon. Eminem is legendary and ur wannabe ass is nevr gonna hear the end of this. ur just fuling it by attaking him over a blog grow some balls. Ur just mad cuz your girl was with him 1st and he called her out u no thers no1 hu can top his talent especially not you. If u no wuts good 4 u then you mite wanna just stop now cuz eminem can just keep goin and nothins gonna stop him
dumbass
eminem grew up around all different races, probably more then cannon did, so why would he be racist if his closest are coloured
STFU U BITCHS
I’m sorry but, Nick Cannons blog is so stupid it makes me laugh. XDDDD
He’s being an Internet Tough Guy and it makes me laugh.
I love how intellectual that comment is
why you make three names and then make that dumbass post?
I cant believe you have to piost a blog to threaten someone why dont you just meet him one on one? Sorry nick you aint built like that homie. any anybody else that doesnt like eminem can choke on a corkscrew. eminem does not have to change his personality for any of you suckas and or losers. if your so dope and better than eminem battle him one on one.#utooscared pussywipe
Look up the Game talking about EM on youtube and see what he says then say you would shred him. Come on guys if you all were so good wouldnt you be on a label.
Wow sounds to me like the music Industry is killing off Eminems image and making everyone hate him because he got sick of the Illuminati influence so he spoke and sung out against it and trying to get away from it. You can hear his desperation in his new album. I truly feel sorry for him and hope he doesn’t end up dead like the rest of the artists that turned against the industry / Illuminati.