Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus is a straight-to-DVD film starring Deborah “Not Debbie” Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas, with a plot that, well, is pretty much summed up by the title, a la Snakes On A Plane. Gibson plays a mad-but-not scientist who tries to stage a fight between the two giant beasts in an effort for them to annihilate each other, only I guess things go horribly awry because the shark leaps out of the water in an attempt to take a bite out of the Golden Gate Bridge, while the giant octopus takes over submarines while looking like a super-evil, non-yummy version of Nannerpuss. I only have one question: How is this DVD not packaged with 3-D glasses? [YouTube; HT Lucas]