If Yung Joc’s Twitter is to be believed, he’s had quite the day: An argument over the last line of coke at his St. Louis abode turned into him getting bitten by Katt Williams’ German shepherd the result of the pooch splitting said bounty with his owner and the chronically troubled MC DMX. A screenshot of the blow-by-blow (no pun intended) after the jump:
Who knows if this is some “fantasy” scenario that’s being played out for the gossip blogs / the purposes of an upcoming single but hey, guess what, the whole situation is still fucking gross, what with the sprinkles of homophobia and the praying for the doomed dog after the fact. I guess the Twitter mucky-mucks will be quite proud, though, that Yung Joc decided to use their microblogging platform to chronicle it all. Especially when it gets dragged into court next time DMX decides to blow a light or whatever! We truly live in amazing times.
UPDATE: Ha ha, he was just making a “Twitter movie”! Because “NO ONE WANTS TO READ BORING TWITTS! WE WANT DUMB SHIT TO TAKE OUR MINDS OFF REALITY…HOMELESS PPL., AIDS, ABORTION, BLK ON BLK CRIME! LIFE!” Oh, life. This is what it’s like in the inferno of postmodernity. (P.S. to Mr Joc: Plugging your filmmaker-aspiring track probably won’t work.)
YUNG JOC [Twitter; HT Clandestine Blog]
two thoughts:
1. isn’t it common knowledge that if you’re in a room with DMX, Katt Williams, a german shepherd and cocaine, you should LEAVE IMMEDIATELY?!?
2. still doesn’t beat Erykah Badu & Jay Electronica tweeting the birth of their child.
Way to change “Evan Williams” to “Twitter muckety-mucks.” Classy.
@joshservo: Well, Biz is equally culpable.
This is far too great a story to be true.
But shame if it is — DMX just got out of jail! How’s Yung Joc going to get him in trouble with his P.O. like that?
I especially liked the parts with the animal abuse and homophobia.
Tuesdays used to be when albums would drop…now it’s the day when “Niggaz is getting aired the fuck out”. We live in truly amazing times, indeed.
I’d like to think that none of this would have happened if not for Twitter.
@Lucas Jensen: I meant great as in “WTF??” kind of great.
@Lucas Jensen: Yeah. It’s likely a fully self-contained plea for the return of De La Soul.
OH HA HA IT WAS ALL A JOKE GUYS. or, rather, a ‘twitter movie’
“NO ONE WANTS TO READ BORING TWITTS! WE WANT DUMB SHIT TO TAKE OUR MINDS OFF REALITY…HOMELESS PPL., AIDS, ABORTION, BLK ON BLK CRIME! LIFE!”
http://twitter.com/IAMYUNGJOC/status/1839980521
i think development deals were born to scuttle ‘brilliant’ ideas like this one
I have an autographed promo photo of Yung Joc on my fridge that says “Stay sexy and fly. God bless” from an interview that went down at Boss Ugly Bob’s Records in the shadow of the Stax Recording Studio. gotta love the ridiculousness of the southern rap…
@Maura: Won’t someone please take my mind of of homeless people! I just can’t stop thinking about them!
So, does this mean that the dog didn’t die? That part always ruins the movie for me.
believe it or not, yung joc was actually in st. louis this past weekend — at least on sunday, opening for Nelly and the St. Lunatics. (I was there. He exists.) i can’t speak with authority on the penthouse situation, but his twitter might have been plausible, save for the, ya know, making-shit-up part.
Joke or no joke, this article shows why cocaine shouldn’t be used by ANYONE.
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