Lady GaGa Dances With The Tortured Penis Metaphors

noah | May 20, 2009 10:00 am
Elsewhere on the network-TV spectrum last night, Lady GaGa performed her new, soon-to-be-ubiquitous single “Love Game” on the Dancing With The Stars season finale. I don’t know about you, but given that the similarly raunchy Lil Kim was a contestant on this run of the show, wouldn’t a reworking of the track with the two of them collaborating have been at least sorta interesting counterprogramming against a few minutes of the Idol finale? Or were the ABC censors just figuring that GaGa’s awkward brandishing of a Super Giant Mega Rock Candy Wow! would absolve them of any double entendres for the term “disco stick” being thought up by semi-clueless FCC watchdogs, and so they’d better keep Kim away in order to evade fines? [YouTube]
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