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Brooke Hogan Takes Airbrushing To A Whole New Level

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Say this about the cover for Brooke Hogan’s second album, The Redemption: It’ll certainly look good when it’s replicated for the side of her tour bus. Or on the missing swaths of denim that were removed from an innocent pair of jeans during an assless chapectomy. I guess this is what happens when you get a VH1 show / learn that there’s no such thing as bad press?

The Redemption Coming Soon [BrookesWorld.com; HT Blazing Swarm]

 
By Maura at 11:00 AM on Tue May 26 2009
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  • CaptainPeacockSuit
    Does it come in velvet?
  • eltedioso
    Wow. There's just so much to take in here.

    Who decided to have her flex her giant left biceps?

    Who drew that face? Something about the eyes isn't right.

    Why is her hair white? I guess it goes with the angel motif.

    And what's with that, anyway? I guess The Redemption is supposed to evoke some sort of religious imagery. Bad call on everyone's part.

    Brooke is a beautiful girl who may or may not have a bit of performance talent. Problem is, they keep packaging her as something she can't successfully be. This is sad and funny and I'm going to share it with all my friends.

    P.S. I can't wait for WrestleMania XXVI.
  • Spacejam
    That would look great on the side of a 70s conversion van. Just sayin'
  • Lucas Jensen
    @CaptainPeacockSuit: Or how about airbrushed on a tank top?
  • CandiceJones
    It looks like something I'd see airbrushed on the hood of an El Camino.
  • cheesebubble
    Why does she have Emmylou Harris' hair?
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