Did you know that there is such a thing as an “air sex” competition, in which one’s ability to hump around with imaginary objects is graded for the purpose of winning notoriety and not much else? It’s true! There are even going to be some World Series Of Fake Love in Canada next month. Judging by the clip after the jump, however, the news that there is a competitive League Of Grinding Against Nothing In Particular has not yet reached the members of overly horny R & B boy band Pretty Ricky, even though their whole aesthetic is tailor made for chucking any pretense of a music career and devoting all their time to entering contests like the Air Sex competitions. At least, that has to be why Pretty Ricky member Spectacular “Sexy Spec” Smith has thrust he is calling a grinding challenge in the direction of his contemporaries, who include Chris Brown, Bow Wow, the members of Day 26, and whoever else is more famous than his band these days. And by “thrust,” I mean “wiggle his pelvis around in ways that are probably not safe for work in 99.9% of cases while his band’s not-very-good new single about, sigh, being drunk in a club blares in the background.” Clip after the jump, if you dare!
Personally, I am waiting for Peer Pressure to respond:
SEXY SPEC from PRETTY RICKY Gets “TIPSY” to the new Single!! [YouTube; HT ONTD]
This is absolutely ridiculous. A quotation from the co-founder of this dumb exploit a.k.a. the North American Air Sex Championships: “We like to pull three or four people out of the audience, ply them with a couple cocktails and help them choose a song.” Most horrific of all is that it’s coming to Canada. The shame.