Brokencyde Reveal Themselves As The Heirs To Linkin Park’s Throne Of Teen Angst

brokeNCYDE - Booty Call Feat. E-40

I know that I’m far outside of their target demo–as evidenced by the title of their forthcoming album I’m Not A Fan… But The Kids Like It!–but I can’t help but be a little more than disappointed by the new single by the hilariously awfulsome crunk-core outfit Brokencyde. “Booty Call” is maybe the ultimate letdown, since it reveals the band as the second coming of Linkin Park, only with a dude making screamo noises instead of rapping and dimestore synths swapped in for awkward DJ scratches. I mean, slightly misogynist songs with lyrics about dropping panties to the floor and asses being stuffed with “chocolate milk” should not sound like they’re meant to soundtrack some kid staring at a ceiling while wishing that it would be set afire by the sheer power of hatred for his suburban upbringing! [MySpace; HT Chris S.]

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6 Responses to “Brokencyde Reveal Themselves As The Heirs To Linkin Park’s Throne Of Teen Angst”

  1. by juiceandgin at 2:34 pm

    Out of tune even with Autotune.

  2. by TedStriker at 3:21 pm

    A couple thoughts:

    - Wow, the Warped Tour kids want to get laid, too.
    - It’s like the divergent threads of late 90’s post-grunge rock (nu-metal and emo) finally met again on the other side, only they took the transporter machine from The Fly to get there…with un-sexy results.

  3. by Maura at 3:25 pm

    @TedStriker: there’s an ulterior motive behind all those FREE HUGS shirts!

  4. by thesemodernsocks at 5:49 pm

    the continued existence of this band as a going concern is depressing. Makes you want to hang yourself with a curtain cord.

  5. by 2ironic4u at 10:04 am

    I don’t think the Linkin Park comparison is fair (I know it’s not so much as musical comparison as much as execution and overall gimmick). Linkin Park has never been as mook-intense as some of nu metals other torch-bearers (Limp Bizkit, Godsmack, etc.) I’d put Brokencyde along the lines of an ICP (just without the clown makeup) in that nobody above the age of 18-19 can really find ANY redeeming values about them.

  6. by DocStrange at 12:58 pm

    Someone online told me that I might like this band because I like Hadouken!

    Brokencyde sound nothing like Hadouken! and are probably the worst band i’ve heard in 10 years - worse than Tokio Hotel, even.

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