That’s not to say that “Falling” is all that good, mind you: Take away the rap by her boyfriend (which makes references to K-Fed and Chelsea Lately within the space of one verse–when was this recorded, November 2007?) and ignore the video’s throwing up of endlessly recursive beaches that Hogan and her army of bikinied clones are awkwardly lounging on, and you have a nearly unobjectionable ballad on which the voice of Hulk Hogan’s daughter has been engineered to resemble a Janet Jackson-like coo. I’ll even go a step further and say that it’s better than anything on Janet’s last record–sure, it’s not the highest bar, but you can’t say it isn’t a step up from assless-washed jeans. [YouTube; HT (?) Jess]