Dear Male Readers: Before You Pee On Gene Simmons, Could You Do Me A Favor And Take A Picture?

1_gene_simmonsApparently Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels is being promoted via the deployment of strategically placed talking urinal cakes. For various reasons (some of which are probably obvious!) I am not about to go on a tour of local establishments’ mens’ rooms in order to find one of these in the wild. But if you happen to see one while doing your business, could you perhaps snap a photo and send it to tipsATidolatorDOTcom? Video of the thing talking would be even better, although given that it’s apparently pee-activated, said clip might render the site NSFW/L. [Velvet Rope]

 
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  1. I would go out of my way to find men’s rooms where I could relieve myself on Simmons.

  2. @revmatty: I can imagine people taking it a step further and crapping on the old fart.

  3. I can confirm this. Pee’d on his face this weekend.

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