BREAKING: Oh My God You Guys Adam Lambert Is Gay

noah | June 9, 2009 11:30 am

The long-rumored Rolling Stone cover story in which American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert comes clean about being gay, a fact that anyone who met him in Los Angeles over the past years was probably well aware of, has finally made its way to the Internet. And oh boy is the money quote that USA Today–which went with the very simple “Adam Lambert is gay.” lede in its piece on the story–picked out going to get all the Kradam fanfictioneers excited:

“They put me with the cute guy. Distracting! He’s the one guy I found attractive in the whole group on the show: nice, nonchalant, pretty and totally my type — except that he has a wife. I mean he’s open-minded and liberal, but he’s definitely 100% straight.”

That one word, “Distracting,” is going to spark a thousand frenzied stories–and, I hope, another song. (Especially if it incorporates that snake!) Oh, and Adam also takes some time out to crack on people who do coke, which is actually kind of endearing to me. Idol Adam Lambert “comes out” in print [USA Today]