Taylor Swift, T-Pain, And Very Large Piece Of Jewelry To Collaborate On Stage This Evening

In addition to the teenaged country sensation wrestling onstage by Teddy Pinned-Her-Ass-Down, tonight’s CMT Awards–which start at 8 p.m. ET–will feature a supporting cast worthy of at least a very special episode of The Love Boat behind host Bill Engvall: Bill O’Reilly! Darius Rucker! The Nuge! Randy Jackson! Rascal “Heart Attack On A Plate” Flatts! And… Luke Wilson? Wow, I guess Idiocracy really did do a number on his career. [CMT.com]