Muse Engages In A Little Geolocational Strategy

July 20th, 2009 // 5 Comments

The MTV-approved rock outfit Muse has a new album on the way, and to set it up, they conducted a cartographically nerdy online scavenger hunt that encouraged people to search the world for USB drives that would eventually “unlock” the record’s first single, “United States Of Eurasia.” (Given that the bombastic British outfit has its own Wiki devoted entirely to them, the mission probably had no shortage of able-bodied people willing to embark on these missions; the final one is apparently set for tomorrow at 1:30 p.m. ET on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.) Oh, so the song! It’s very grandiose, sort of like what would happen if “Kashmir” had pianos, not to mention lyrics that allegedly took their inspiration from treatises on American foreign policy. A clip is after the jump.





If you’d like to read a review of The Grand Chessboard while giving Muse’s song a second listen, here’s the Kirkus writeup:

The former national security advisor is still a believer in geopolitics after all these years. Like most foreign-policy aficionados weaned on the Cold War, Brzezinski (Out of Control, 1993) has been forced by the disintegration of the Soviet Union to broaden his perspective–but not very far. He sees the US as the only global superpower, but inability to maintain its hegemony indefinitely means that “geostrategic skill” is essential. To what end is not specified beyond the vague shaping of “a truly cooperative global community” that is in “the fundamental interests of humankind,” but in this genre, goals are commonly assumed rather than examined. In any case, Brzezinski casts Eurasia as the playing field upon which the world’s fate is determined and analyzes the possibilities in Europe, the former Soviet Union, the Balkans (interpreted broadly), and the Far East. Like a grandmaster in chess, he plots his strategy several moves in advance, envisioning a three-stage development. Geopolitical pluralism must first be promoted to defuse challenges to America, then compatible international partners must be developed to encourage cooperation under American leadership, and finally the actual sharing of international political responsibility can be considered. The twin poles of this strategy are a united Europe in the West and China in the East; the central regions are more problematic and, for Brzezinski, not as critical in constructing a stable balance of power. This updated version of East-West geopolitics is worth taking seriously but it is also an amazing example of how a perspective can be revised without actually being rethought.

United States Of Eurasia – Muse [YouTube]


  1. Am I crazy, or is this song partially a Queen homage? There’s a moment when it explodes into the louder part where I got a big “We Are the Champions” flashback.

  2. Isn’t everything Muse has ever done basically a Queen homage?

  3. @cruzich: Yes, minus the talent.

  4. @cruzich: Showbiz was mostly a Radiohead and Nirvana homage (minus the talent), for what it’s worth.

    Meanwhile, as soon as I saw the new song’s title, I doubled over in laughter, held the sides of my stomach less they explode and leave stains on floors I do not own. But seriously, I have rarely seen a string of words as awful as “United States of Eurasia,” which proves once and for all that even fucking Green Day is better at this “We have important things to say about politics and the world, MAN” than Muse who barely seem to even exist in this universe and instead dwell in some alternate reality where everything of value is empty bombast.

  5. @NedRaggett: Oh be nice. Just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean they are talentless.

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