Want to hear the early-1990s incarnation of Madonna whisper dirty sexy nothings to a paramour? Have a lot of money just hanging around, collecting interest? Well, if you’d like to part with at least $25,000 of your financial reserves, you can own a couple of microcassettes that are filled with hot messages from Madge to her ex-paramour Jim Albright. Or you could, y’know, save your money by just listening to “Justify My Love” until you’re blue in the face. [NYDN / Dailymotion]