He switched his phone number (it’s now (281) 206-4336), so you shouldn’t feel too bad if you were curious about the whereabouts of Houston-bred MC Mike Jones, who turned asking people just who he was into a cottage industry. As it turns out, he’s been hanging out at home, losing weight on the Subway diet, getting into fights with lots of his former associates, paring down his collection of houses and cars to a place where he now has one of each, and working on a new record. There’s much more—seven pages worth of much more—but happily, the story ends with Jones just hanging out in Ocean City, Md., signing for people who attended a show of his until “whenever.” Aww. [Houston Press