Things I do not understand: Why is this blind item about a “Pitchfork-magazine indie-music darling” who happens to enjoy a martini or two–despite claiming that he doesn’t—worthy of a post on Crazy Days And Nights, the blog that usually serves as my chief fix for bemused commentary on the famous and semi-famous people who double as occupational hazards for anyone employed by the celebrity-industrial-complex? A lot of the commenters seem just as confused, with one going so far as to say, “I can’t blame a guy who’d rather drink martinis than work on a record.” Gasp! We’re so out of the music zone, you guys. [Crazy Days And Nights]
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yknow, i know a guy in brooklyn that looks EXACTLY like sufjan stevens…
which is not to say that this martini-drinking fellow wasn’t the real one, just that the only remotely interesting thing about that blind item for me is wondering whether it was really this doppelganger pal o’ mine that someone saw.
I am not sure why this is a blind item either but a lot of different blogs are running it today. This is the 3-4 time I have seen it mentioned already.