Finally, A Lady GaGa Rumor That’s Much More Believable Than That Other One

ladygaga-pokerfaceFrom the lengthy screed “Lady GaGa, The Illuminati Puppet”: “The symbolism surrounding Lady GaGa is so blatant that one might wonder if it’s all a sick joke. Illuminati symbolism is becoming so clear that analyses like this one becomes a simple exercise of pointing out the obvious…. her pictures and videos [mix] those symbols with occultism of secret societies. Her vacuous, robotic and slightly degenerate persona embodies all the “symptoms” of a mind control victim. Let’s look at what Lady GaGa represents, starting by the basics: her name.” No word on how the Róisín Murphy-biting ties into all this, but perhaps that’s being saved for Part Two. [Vigilant Citizen; HT Jon W.]

7 Responses to “Finally, A Lady GaGa Rumor That’s Much More Believable Than That Other One”

  1. by Weezy F Baby at 4:10 pm

    Seriously MORE Lady GaGa coverage??

  2. Ha! If the Illuminati is so desparate that they are counting on Lady GaGa to enslave the masses, I think we’ll be ok.

  3. by Job at 4:19 pm

    This is my favourite piece of pop criticism of the year, right after Jess’s Misfits column.

  4. by k-rex at 4:24 pm

    Sweet! I love me some occulty.
    I do disagree with their assertion that Ms. GaGa is a mind control slave. She is quite obviously a conscious agent of the Illuminati. Assuming, of course, that she really is a man. Because women are incapable of conscious agency and must resort to ripping off other less well known women.

  5. by ObtuseIntolerant at 9:00 pm

    Oh my lord, my high-school-aged interns have been showing me all this great stuff basically saying the same things about Beyonce, how she’s sold her soul to the Devil and is demon-possessed and whatnot. Jay-Z is the Devil, btw. They get like REDRUM-in-the-bathroom-mirror freaked out while watching the videos on YouTube (they are 15) and it’s AWESOME.

  6. by craigp at 9:26 am

    Illuminati, or…Illumi[i]naughty?[/i] (rim shot)

  7. by Duh at 9:53 pm

    After reviewing the facts it is hard to deny that lady gaga’s videos are depicting occult and illuminati symbolism. Either as a joke, to stir shit up, or some insane consiparacy… doubtably a coincedene. who knows but the people that are leaving comments of sarcasm or outrage have probably been listening/ watching too much lady gaga and other mtv brainwashing garbage and are too far gone to see the obvious.

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