Adam Lambert Apparently Dressing Up Like The Michelin Man For His Album Cover

hesamichelinstarThe site went kerblooey before I could post this shot that was allegedly taken at the photo shoot for American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert’s album cover yesterday, so apologies for its tardiness. But really, there’s still so much to unpack, even a day later! Is this how Idol’s aesthetically challenged cover people “do” Lady GaGa? Is all this shot a peek at the campaign for Glambert’s second life as the host of the hybrid singing/cooking competition Michelin Star? And why, whenever I see the words “Swarovski crystal,” do I roll my eyes and flash back to the worst aspects of this can’t-end-fast-enough decade? [Towleroad]

3 Responses to “Adam Lambert Apparently Dressing Up Like The Michelin Man For His Album Cover”

  1. by k-rex at 10:14 am

    I think that for some really, really stupid reason; he’s trying to be Jobriath. Which didn’t work out so well for Jobriath.

  2. by barnok at 1:57 pm

    This picture vaguely reminds me of some of the characters in the scifi tv series Lexx. Thoughts?

  3. by cheesebubble at 5:01 pm

    @k-rex: ha ha. awesome! i forgot all about jobriath. yikes.

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