Lady GaGa Solidifies Her Position As This Generation’s Pantsless Diane Warren

howcanwebegagaMichael Bolton, the adult-contemporary crooner who pretty much set the groundwork for a lot of yarling post-grungers with his semi-strangled style of belting, is on the comeback trail! He has a new album, One World One Love, coming out next month, and in order to get in with the “kids,” he’s enlisted the help of popular songwriters of now like Ne-Yo and Lady GaGa. The GaGa collaboration, “Murder My Heart,” leaked over the weekend, and, well… it certainly sounds like it was made in 2009, with its punch-ins and digitized-to-next-week backing track. Clip after the jump.





And here’s a quote purportedly from Bolton about what it was like to work with the GaGster: “She reminded me of a young Madonna—with more exuberance and emphasis on the art rather than the marketing.” BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh jeez. Can the two even be separated these days?


Murder My Heart Lady GaGa - Michael Bolton [YouTube; HT sheena beaston]

4 Responses to “Lady GaGa Solidifies Her Position As This Generation’s Pantsless Diane Warren”

  1. by Richaod at 10:40 am

    MORE emphasis on the art? RAAAAAAAAGE.

    an inherently dumb, comparison, but in The Fame vs. Madonna’s first album… on merit AND democracy, I don’t think Gaga comes out the victor…

  2. by Adairdevil at 11:54 am

    As ever, great rollover text for the image.

  3. by the_arcane_model at 11:57 am

    As a woman, my first response to that picture of Gaga is: OW.

  4. by k-rex at 12:45 pm

    Don’t forget there’s also a Ne-Yo song. So we get to hear Bolton warbling condescending misogyny thinly disguised as claptrap as well. But at least the songwriter is prettier.

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