50 Cent has a new mixtape coming out! It is not timed to the release of his eternally in turnaround Before I Self-Destruct, because that would mean that the record was actually being released. No, this mixtape is synergistically attached to The 50th Law, the business tome that Curtis is co-writing with The 48 Laws Of Power scribe Robert Greene. (It comes out Tuesday, and it will apparently contain boardroom lessons derived from “intimate stories from 50 Cent’s life on the streets.”) “Flight 187″ is the first “single” from the mix, titled The 50th Law of Power, and it has a low-budget yet high-crazy video in which 50 violates FAA regulations by smoking crack on board, gets all fed up by other people watching Jay-Z on the in-flight entertainment, and brags about how much money he’s making. All in a day’s work, right? Clip after the jump.

Oh God… it was all a dream? Dude, I thought this plotline was going to resolve like Lost, not like Dallas.

50 Cent – Flight 187 [YouTube via Complex]