Golf-Playing Rocker Laments Preppy Indie Dudes’ Lack Of Balls

57654230Oh, c’mon Alice! Can’t you and the dudes in Vampire Weekend at least bond over your shared love of wearing brightly colored shirts under your sweaters? Jeez. [Noisecreep]

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6 Responses to “Golf-Playing Rocker Laments Preppy Indie Dudes’ Lack Of Balls”

  1. by revmatty at 1:21 pm

    Alice Cooper: Less douche-y than Gene Simmons.

  2. by Chris Molanphy at 1:35 pm

    Plus there’s the unabashed love for Dubya.

  3. by baconfat at 1:37 pm

    Somebody please drag Alice to the front row of a Fucked Up show the next time they’re in his area.

  4. by Bruno the Fishing Dog at 8:13 pm

    “The Foo Fighters get up there and they rock, they know how to rock. Green Day rocks, they get up there and they have energy,” he says.

    hahahahahahahah shut up you old dick.

  5. by DarthAthema at 10:50 pm

    I saw him live last month, and, despite the man’s politics, religious views, and occasional questionable opinion, he still knows how to kick some ass on stage. And that’s all I really care about. He’s still a legend.

  6. by clarknhilldaleredux at 11:40 pm

    Alice Cooper vs. Vampire Weekend would make a great comic book.

    I saw Alice last year. Yes, he can still rock.

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