Alternate Ghostbusters II-inspired titles for a post about deposed New Jack King Bobby Brown allegedly joining the cast of the upcoming season of Celebrity Fit Club, so I can soothe the pain of a TMZ-sourced “news” item with the fierceness of that movie’s signature song “On Our Own”: “Bobby Brown Decides He’s Too Fat To Handle, Too Cold To Hold”; “Bobby Brown Joins The Weightbusters”; “Bobby Brown Sad To Find Out That Cake, Despite Being Delicious, Is Almost As Evil As Vigo”; “Bobby Brown Tries To Battle The Bulge (It’s Not Legal).” (There were also a few possibilities for an “Every Little Step”/treadmill joke, but I figured that might be a little too much reaching.) [TMZ / Dailymotion]