This May Be The Only Thing Good To Come Out Of Miley Cyrus’ “Party In The USA”

picture-1Miley Cyrus’ new single may sound like a Velveeta-and-Miracle Whip sandwich that was made on Wonder Bread and served up on one of those brightly colored plates that come in a Target For Dorm Rooms set, but imagining All Caps Chat Room Version Of Jim Thome sing along with its lyrics—which are somehow more inane than the song’s music, and that’s a feat—made me laugh for about five minutes straight, for real. (The whole series of chat-room scenarios in which newish teammates Manny Ramirez and Thome try to reunite the 1997 Cleveland Indians for purposes of winning a World Series is really good, for those of you who enjoy the sport of baseball.) [Fanhouse]

 
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  1. Jim Thome bought my friend a drink in a bar once. I had no idea who he was, but I shook his hand anyway. His fingers were like sausages.

  2. I can’t even bear to think of the ‘97 Indians. TOO MUCH PAIN

  3. Thank you for once again reminding me of The Dugout!

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