Kanye West Is The Best Self-Promoter / Celebrity Theorist Of All Time

noah | September 24, 2009 7:00 am

Let’s say you’re an international music superstar who’s been suffering through a run of bad press recently, and you’re about to go back into the spotlight with a big, splashy arena run. How best to a) promote your tour, b) send out a message that being a celebrity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, and c) retain your artistic integrity? How about a 30-second shot of your (female) tourmate’s torso, which is nude but for a strategically placed hand or two? After all, if there’s one thing that can eradicate the ADD nature of modern humans’ brains, it’s the promise of nipple! The slightly NSFW clip after the jump.

This video also serves as the latest reminder that Kanye really, really has a thing about ladies’ breasts. The More You Know… Fame Kills [Vimeo via kanYe West: Blog]